barebackobama:

Today in Japanese we had to describe people

The only thing I could think to say was かはわさんはおしりがかわいくておおきいですね

Roughly translated it means “Isn’t Kagawa san’s butt cute and big??”

My teacher raised one eyebrow at me and went “pfft, no.”

my favorite japanese class memory was that was had to ask people if they like A better or B better?

Adam and I said “Kojima Sensei, do you like Gaga san better or Beyonce san?”