Sample Syllabus for Intro to Blogging

CLASS TOPIX:

  • WTF IS A BLOG?: TUMBLR LINGO & THE WORLD WIDE WEB
  • CHOOSING A THEME
  • GPOYW: HOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DIDNT TAKE THE PICTURE YOURSELF/OR HOW TO LOOK LIKE YOU DIDNT DRESS UP FOR A PHOTOBOOTH PICTURE (U JUST ALWAYZ LOOK THIS KEWT)
  • DIVERSITY ON THE WEB: WHY TUMBLR IS FULL OF GAYS AND FILIPINOS
  • BASICS OF GIFS
  • ADVANCED GIF WORK/ MEMES
  •  SCREEN CAPS WIT FUNNY WORDS SUPERIMPOSED (AKA STILL GIF AKA JPG)
  • CLASS RESERVED FOR DAVID KARP FELLATIO
  • ACCEPTABLE AND NON ACCEPTABLE “reblog if…” POSTS
  • KEWTANIMALS: IN AND OUT OF CARDBOARD BOXES
  • Ask Boxes: dating, obscene questions, trolling, flaming etc
  • GETTING SRS BY BUYING A REAL DOMAIN NAME& SHIT

CLASS RULES

  • DONT BE UGLY
  • DONT MISS ANY IMPORTANT POP CULTURE EVENTS
  • LIVE BLOG UR  LIFE
  • IF YOU DONT BLOG ONCE A DAY YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
  • BUT SRSLY DONT SPAM THO

GRADING

  • 100+ notes = A+
  • 80-99=A
  • 60-79= A-
  • 40-59= B+
  • 20-39=B
  • 10-19= B-
  • 7-9=C+
  • 5-6=C
  • 4=C-
  • 3=D+
  • 2=D
  • 1=D-
  • 0= FFFFFFFF

UNLESS ALL THOSE NOTES ARE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF YOU FOR BEING A DUMB SHIT IN WHICH CASE THAT IS ALSO FAILURE.

ENJOI THE CLASS ;) ;) ;)