Sample Syllabus for Intro to Blogging
CLASS TOPIX:
- WTF IS A BLOG?: TUMBLR LINGO & THE WORLD WIDE WEB
- CHOOSING A THEME
- GPOYW: HOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DIDNT TAKE THE PICTURE YOURSELF/OR HOW TO LOOK LIKE YOU DIDNT DRESS UP FOR A PHOTOBOOTH PICTURE (U JUST ALWAYZ LOOK THIS KEWT)
- DIVERSITY ON THE WEB: WHY TUMBLR IS FULL OF GAYS AND FILIPINOS
- BASICS OF GIFS
- ADVANCED GIF WORK/ MEMES
- SCREEN CAPS WIT FUNNY WORDS SUPERIMPOSED (AKA STILL GIF AKA JPG)
- CLASS RESERVED FOR DAVID KARP FELLATIO
- ACCEPTABLE AND NON ACCEPTABLE “reblog if…” POSTS
- KEWTANIMALS: IN AND OUT OF CARDBOARD BOXES
- Ask Boxes: dating, obscene questions, trolling, flaming etc
- GETTING SRS BY BUYING A REAL DOMAIN NAME& SHIT
CLASS RULES
- DONT BE UGLY
- DONT MISS ANY IMPORTANT POP CULTURE EVENTS
- LIVE BLOG UR LIFE
- IF YOU DONT BLOG ONCE A DAY YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
- BUT SRSLY DONT SPAM THO
GRADING
- 100+ notes = A+
- 80-99=A
- 60-79= A-
- 40-59= B+
- 20-39=B
- 10-19= B-
- 7-9=C+
- 5-6=C
- 4=C-
- 3=D+
- 2=D
- 1=D-
- 0= FFFFFFFF
UNLESS ALL THOSE NOTES ARE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF YOU FOR BEING A DUMB SHIT IN WHICH CASE THAT IS ALSO FAILURE.
ENJOI THE CLASS ;) ;) ;)