GirlCyborg

May 24

#ShoulderCat

#ShoulderCat

#vanityplate #vanity #selfie #selfy

#vanityplate #vanity #selfie #selfy

Chocolate Chip Cookies with sea salt from #PerennialVirant (at Perennial Virant)

Chocolate Chip Cookies with sea salt from #PerennialVirant (at Perennial Virant)

America’s Next Top Little Boy’s Underwear Model (at Danger Station)

America’s Next Top Little Boy’s Underwear Model (at Danger Station)

May 22

clintisiceman:

Independence Day is a pretty bad movie, but Roland Emmerich hit it out of the park with the casting. Bill Pullman is a perfect boring white guy to play a president, and the blandness of that character puts more focus on Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum who are basically the two most likable people that have ever existed. Also, Brent Spiner.

You’re wrong about it being a bad movie. It is the best movie. Also my #1 celebrity crush is anytime Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith are together.

May 21

chuckhistory:

youtube:

Did someone say #ComedyWeek?

Lil Bub is the closest thing we have to a real life Wolverine. She is a mutant with claws and the ability to entrance anyone that looks at her. 

chuckhistory:

youtube:

Did someone say #ComedyWeek?

Lil Bub is the closest thing we have to a real life Wolverine. She is a mutant with claws and the ability to entrance anyone that looks at her. 

May 15

Whatever tho… (at CTA - Harold Washington Library-State/Van Buren)

Whatever tho… (at CTA - Harold Washington Library-State/Van Buren)

” #streetart “

” #streetart “

Hbd boo. Sending posi vibes your way @bradfordcox  (at Danger Station)

Hbd boo. Sending posi vibes your way @bradfordcox (at Danger Station)

May 12

My mom is currently on a flight to Spain to escape me and my brother on mother’s day because she doesn’t love us. This is me peeing.

My mom is currently on a flight to Spain to escape me and my brother on mother’s day because she doesn’t love us. This is me peeing.