December 2011
Dec 29th
Whenever I am wearing heels and I go to the...
Dec 29th
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mugwumpian: Put Your Onion Ring on Top / It is the era of the response video miss you guys rull hard. coming over soon. “i’m gonna have diarrhea for like a week.”
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Chris Rock (3) Mike Birbiglia (2) The Ronettes (2) The Jackson 5 (2) Madeline & The Big Cat Family (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
New phone means I am an idiot and don't have...
Dec 25th
Anonymous asked: ur tumblr makes me rock hard
Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: this whole time i thought you were jewish..
Dec 25th
“Here is a post in quote form from my iPhone. Hi.”
– Me
Dec 25th
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on pacemakers
Julia: what does a pacemaker do
me: makes sure my heart is ok. if my heart stops or does something funny its like LOL QUIT THAT
Dec 25th
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branduponthebrain: Can’t wait to see what Tyler Perry has in store for us in 2012. 
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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i need some goddamn mistletoe and a fyne boi.
Dec 24th
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merry xmas
Dec 24th
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just took 3 days worth of birth control. i expect...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Pete Holmes (16) Anthony Jeselnik (13) Rory Scovel (12) Louis C.K. (11) Marc Maron (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
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License2Kimjongil →
my favorite thing in junior high
Dec 19th
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i just want everyone to know that i havent...
Dec 19th
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just persuaded someone to come out drinking with...
he didn’t actually believe me but thought the argument was so good he could not resist.
Dec 19th
i have done nothing but watch sisterwives today....
Dec 18th
Dec 16th
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ah shit my underwear is inside out.
Dec 16th
a few of my coworkers are reading the hunger games...
Dec 16th
Anonymous asked: so.. i'm guessing you don't like anal.
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Todd Barry (44) Justin Bieber (14) Amy Schumer (13) Tig Notaro (12) Mannequin Men (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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GUYS. I ONLY DATE POLITICAL EXTREMISTS (WHO ARE OK...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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so i'm not going out for my birthday tonight...
happy birthday to me. double deuces
Dec 8th
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things i blogged about new years 2k11
“700 thread count sheets are so luxurious. 2k11 truly is the year of gorgeousness, amazingness and luxury. Thanks guy at red line station!” == additional new years resolutions make 2011 the year of bringing back the word ‘peep’ as in “closer than my peeps you are to me.” == what are your new years resolutions? Asked by Anonymous 1. woah. where have you been? The Clapper. Obvy. ...
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
kyol asked: It's your birthday! (in my timezone)
Dec 8th
can't wait til okcupid sends me the birthday email...
YA THNX FOR BRINGING IT UP. AGAIN. (in case you dont know, okcupid send out birthday emails to taunt you.)
Dec 8th
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if i were in bloomington right now, i would order...
Oatmeal chocolate chip if anyone is wondering.
Dec 8th
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flying out to DC on the 20th to see Atlas...
hope they have quick-azz turnaround/are desperate. hope bradford doesnt hate me for getting him involved if it happens.
Dec 8th
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