GirlCyborg: Archive

majoring in journalism is like majoring in the...

Dec 31st

the internet is so fucked. EVERY TIME MY MOM WANTS...

Dec 31st

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Still getting used to getting cell service on the underground el lines.

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: i am reunited with someone from high school. where should we go to brunch. it has been a couple years of barely any talking.
xoxo
charlie brown

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Dec 27th

reblog this if you know someone named after a day...

or in my case, 4 people.

Dec 27th

last few messages in a text exchange before adam...

adam 225pm: Currently pooping. Then buying gum. Can i call you in 5?
madeline 225pm: Yes
madeline 225pm: I pooped today too!
madeline 505pm: I am currently drinking champagne and listening to Blaque with my mom. jealous?
adam 506pm: So jealous. I'm cramming into a flight to amsterdam right now.

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

Happy December 25th to all the heathen out there!!!

Dec 25th

True story: I feel guilty about blogging about...

nudawn: I’m not kidding. Feels rude. Like eating in front of someone who’s hungry. HUNGRY FOR THE BLOOD OF CHRIST.

Dec 25th

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my grampa is older than mickey mouse.

Dec 25th

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas ~ Madeline...

Dec 25th

Anonymous asked: i am reunited with someone from high school. where should we go to brunch. it has been a couple years of barely any talking.
xoxo
charlie brown

Dec 24th

Lol wore fishnets and boots with a hospital gown tofday. So sassy.

Dec 23rd

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It started out as a spontaneous gathering

but this morning i celebrated the 4th annual McDonalds McGriddles McChristmas with some of my closest friends. YEAR 1: neighborhood gang was hanging out on december 22nd and 3 of us decided we hadn’t had mcdonalds breakfast in far too long. the next morning, i picked up Walker and Patrick and drove to McDonalds arriving around 9:50, just in time to place the last breakfast order of the...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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i cant believe lisa simpson got to wear a...

Dec 23rd

GUYS. i just said CLITORIS. that i had a TATTOO ON...

i am marketing to the wrong people.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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chats on okcupid

boy: what are your holiday plans?
me: lay around. write songs about the OC. hang out with my gramma. and open presents with my cousins.
me: what about you?
boy: the OC?
boy: like orange county ca?
me: the excellent television how from like 2003-2007
boy: oh, i went to college in orange county
boy: it sucked, it was a nightmare
me: WITH MARISSA AND RYAN AND SETH AND SUMMER?

Dec 23rd